Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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I drill for oil
Her: What do you do? Me: I drill for oil. G: That sounds interesting. M: No, it's really... H: Don't do it, I'll leave
Santa's Sharp Ears
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!
A New Definition
I came up with a new word that means taking someone else's work and passing it off as my own.
The Promotion Nobody Wanted
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
The Bedroom Championship
My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps.
