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Geometry Problems

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

By Chuckles

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Jailhouse Nap

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

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A Lesson in Humility

Swallow it dammit, it's good for you

By Chuckles

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Musical Marital Status

50% of mariachi bands

By Chuckles

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Ancestral Occupations

If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler)

By Chuckles

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The Cat Lady Reservation

Hello, I'd like a reservation for two. Also, what is your policy on cats?

By Chuckles

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Friday Night Fashion

On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be

By Chuckles

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The Language Barrier

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands.

By Chuckles

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Spooky Shenanigans

Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts?

By Chuckles

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Doctor's Visit

I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"

By Chuckles

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Goatlike Reflexes

I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES "Don't you mean catlike-"

By Chuckles

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Philosophical Stance

Always stand up for what you believe in,

By Chuckles

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The Polite Descent

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

By Chuckles

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The Secret Ingredient

People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa.

By Chuckles

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Socially Awkward

Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her?

By Chuckles

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Stationery Royalty

Who is the king of the pencil case?

By Chuckles

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I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence...

but it's a re-post.

By Chuckles

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Psychic Wanted

Wanted: Personal psychic for wealthy client. Salary: $10,000 per week plus bonuses. Free accommodation. 10 weeks paid leave per year. Company car. Generous pension scheme.

By Chuckles

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Raccoon Parenting

Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons.

By Chuckles

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Binman Basics

In my interview for the binman job, I asked if you needed any special training...

By Chuckles

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Penguin Pranks

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

By Chuckles

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