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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Corporate Yolo

*boss trying to relate to younger employees* "Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"

Budgeting for Behavior

My wife is upset we can't afford a vacation this year

The Outlaw Dog

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

The Chilly Hacker

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Holy Heroes

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

Higher Education

Why did the M&M go to university?

A Pica-resque Tale

A man with pica walks into a bar...

Pirate Getaway

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Digital Graveyard

I visited a real graveyard this Halloween

Spider Defense

[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ...

Aging Rockstars

Kid Rock must be an Adult Rock by now.

Shocking Repairs

My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances.

The First Holiday

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

The Ultimate Introvert

I'm so introverted

A Visionary Breakup

I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye.

Taco Bell Security

If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective,

Canine Crafts

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

The Legal Ace

Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer?

Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review

Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review:

Snowman's Inquiry

A snowman rings a doorbell and says, "Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a 'snow blower'"

The Russian Eye Exam

A Russian goes for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY. Doctor: Can you read this?