Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Botanical Biology
If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid.
Ambience or Ambulance?
[first date] "What's wrong?" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] "You mean ambience"
The Woods Walk
A clown and a child walk into the dark woods. The child looks up at the clown and says "I'm scared."
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
