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Primate Tactics

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

By Chuckles

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International Arms Dealer

Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: You're an artificial limb salesman?

By Chuckles

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Fashionably Hungry

Never go shopping on an empty stomach,

By Chuckles

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The Marital Compromise

Make love not war...

By Chuckles

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The Influencer's Big Following

I told my friend I had 10,000 followers and he was really impressed. He asked if I was famous on Instagram or TikTok.

By LaughParty

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Indifferent Philosophy

Ignorance or apathy?

By Chuckles

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Academic Career Paths

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

By Chuckles

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I'd like a nice stiff entendre please.

Want me to make it a double?

By Chuckles

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Nobody Likes This

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.

By Chuckles

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The Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

By Chuckles

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Fitness Fail

Weighed myself. Did elliptical for 30 minutes. Weighed myself. Half a pound heavier.

By Chuckles

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The Adult Reality Check

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why.

By Chuckles

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Summer Abroad

My parents once sent me abroad for the summer

By Chuckles

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Dairy Dreams

I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone.

By Chuckles

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Microwave Diplomacy

How do you reheat a cold war?

By Chuckles

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Canine Composer

It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano

By Chuckles

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The Monday Morning Knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Deadline. Deadline who?

By LaughParty

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The Aging Process

I'm old.

By Chuckles

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A Nautical Nuisance

What would you call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

By Chuckles

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Wizardly Habits

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

By Chuckles

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The Owl's Midnight Interruption

Knock knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who?

By LaughParty

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