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Fashionable Numbers

What did the Zero say to the Eight?

Space Party Planning

What do you have to do to have a party in space?

A Positive Breakup

My girlfriend broke up with me. When she did, I gave her a note that said "Great Job!"

A Damp Afterlife

In hell,

The Price of Dining

Being poor means having to read the menu card...

Magical Laundry

I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat...

The Ultimate Exaggeration

LPT:

The Emotional Thief

Have you heard about the sensitive burglar?

Labeling Issues

I always get told off when introducing my wife...

A Friendly PC

My computer said hello to me

Mime Crime

I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night.

The Overachieving Vacuum

My vacuum cleaner is so good

A Sketchy Situation

Cartoonist found dead in home.

6yo Son

Dad, why'd you spray cologne down there when you got outta the shower?

Winter Anatomy

What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?

The Sinking iPod

I named my iPod "The Titanic."

Budgeting Like a Pro

Spent the day removing $550,000,000 worth of stuff from my Amazon shopping cart.

The Lincoln Navigator

Matthew McMonaughey's Lincoln doesn't make left turns...

Coffee Shop Trust

Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec.

Oddly Even

Girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... Girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers?

Dim Sum Lighting

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?