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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Kitchen Nightmares

Every time I cook risotto,

Hats Off

For what person do all men take off their hats?

A Hungry Traveler

I was Hungary...

A Royal Bargain

So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds.

Self-Destructive Ducks

Ducks love bread but apparently bread is bad for them,

The Bar Walk

A man walks into a bar.

A Legitimate Loss

My friend had one of those novelty leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie, but he lost it recently...

The Hipster Virus

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

Egg-cellent Timing

I haven't made egg jokes in a while.

Sugar Rush Reality

Def Leppard are a bunch of liars.

Egg-cellent Disappointment

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Courtroom Couture

what kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Habitual Dating

I always heard it was OK to date a nun...

Toolbox Troubles

A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox.

Extinct Applause

Why can't a T-Rex clap its hands?

A Popping Pun

I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it.

Seasonal Bedtime Blues

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

A Rare Romance

I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian...

A Tasty Resume

I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper.

Time Traveler's Interview

If an interviewer asks you: 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?'

Fashionable Nautical Terms

Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over?