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Tech-Savvy Gluttony

I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit.

Coleman Lazy River

Good news for your wallet and bad news for your backyard fantasies: this "Coleman 200FT Lazy River Pool System" is apparently available at Costco. ...

The Pun Contest

I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win.

Barroom Blindness

A man walks into a bar.

The Lottery Prayer

God, all I want is a chance

Calendar Confusion

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous...

Husband

I love you!

Eye See What You Did There

You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?

Maine Legal Advice

Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine?

A Bad View

I once lived opposite a slaughterhouse.

The Weather App's Honest Review

I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'

Intense Camping

Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend?

When Gregor Mendel did his groundbreaking experiments with pea plants,

When Gregor Mendel did his groundbreaking experiments with pea plants,

Military Fashion

Where does a general keep his armies?

Snail Combat

What happens when two snails fight?

Dental Advice for the Undead

If vampires like the taste of blood so much,

Dolphin Dilemma

Did you see the story about the missing dolphin?

The Bovine Commuter

How do cows go from one town to another?

Table for One, Please

I just ordered so much food the delivery guy gave me four sets of utensils.

Sleeping Soundly

Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked,

Reindeer Recreation

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?