All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Friend: Will we be hearing the patter of tiny feet soon?
How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
Typos...
Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve.
What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?
I tried to catch some fog earlier.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
So this ray of light broke bad.
What is a ghost's favorite street?
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Never feel worthless!
There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
The amount of time you spend cleaning your house before a friend comes over
What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?
The reason I love mushrooms?
Today I got chased by a thief trying to steal my wallet..
My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska.
Walking.
Ceilings were just...
