Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Fruit Casserole
Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole.
The Parallel Parking Expert
My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that is what she said.
The Quicksand Advantage
If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win?
The Bedtime Routine
Every night, I take all of the singles out of my wallet, spread them on the bed,
Business Idea: CinnaBon-Iver
Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes.
