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The Bluetooth Connection Struggle

My wireless headphones are so loyal that they refuse to connect to my phone while I’m holding it, yet they have no problem pairing with my neighbor’s smart fridge three houses away.

The Passing Neutrino

A neutrino walks into a bar...

Drummer Logic

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Tennis Player's Big Mistake

Why did the tennis player get in trouble with his bank?

The Hoffman Legacy

I have a friend named "Chris Hoffman".

Literary Spirits

What do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol?

Ding Dong

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Bake cake

Don't cut it into pieces. Eat the whole thing.

Family Values

I finally found a girl with the same beliefs as my family

Spooky Snacks

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

Island Identity

Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica?

The DMV Makeover

It turns out if you cry at the DMV

Soviet Reunion

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

The Spiritual Snack

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Fitness Fail

I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups.

Cowabunga Calculus

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

The One-Eyed Thief

The police are looking for a thief with one eye.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Emergency Services

911? Yes I need to report an incident. What is it mam? THIS. GIRL. IS. ON. FIRE!

Academic Anxiety

I had the dream again,

Metallic Heartbreak

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?