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Late Night Browsing

Insomnia causes

A Sith's Breakfast

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Big Catch

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

The Cat Meeting

I had a meeting with my cat about his behavior. I listed all the things he broke, the food he stole, and the curtains he destroyed.

Quality Control

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

Scrooge's Snack

What's Scrooge's favourite food?

Public Transit Pro

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home.

The Hogwarts Relationship

I call my girlfriend Dumbledore.

Calendar Confusion

Can February March?

Foggy Photography

Tried to take a photograph of some fog.

Believing in the Impossible

I still believe in love.

You're a unit of power Joe.

"I'm a Watt?"

Down Under Intelligence

What's the secret service of Australia called?

The Sumatta Situation

Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta. Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta

Locomotive Weight Gain

What type of train gets fat?

Cephalopod Comedy

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

The Skeleton Bar

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

The Mallard's Tab

A duck walks into a restaurant. After eating a whole meal, he says to the waiter

Royal Larceny

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Parental Honesty

Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early?

Anesthetic Humor

I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself before my operation.