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Stormy Weather

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

Fitness Trail Motivation

We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail,

High Stakes Career

What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job?

A Meaty Situation

I've decided to become a raw carnivore...

The Breakfast Paradox

'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.'

The Gaming Mobster

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

The Fitness Expert

What do you call a body builder?

The Winwood Wood

How much wood would Steve Winwood win if Steve Winwood could win wood?

Academic Snoop

*Snoop walks into a classroom* Snoop: Tell me about the Big Bong Theory

Holy Hygiene

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

The Long-Awaited Answer

* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I?

Feline Socialites

Never understand when someone says, "cats are snobby."

The Worry Wart

Worrying works!

The New York Salmon

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

Dairy Logic

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

A Heavyweight Queue

What do you call a queue of boxers?

Llama Zen

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Stubborn Steeds

Horses are very contrarian...

Geometry Problems

Parallel lines have so much in common.

For the Record

I bought some vinyl cleaner,

The Missing Mood

They took my mood ring...