How do rhinos like their eggs?
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
Bank: 'Miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding.'
According to my neighbor's journal,
You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing?
If you made a triangle with sticks...
I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous.
Most animals don't like gore.
What's the difference between a moose and an ant?
I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well.
Why can't a person draw a perfect circle?
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
What did the Alligator say to the turtle?
Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.
Why do the bees have honey? Because they have a queen.
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked a lot?
A battery's life sucks.
Henry Tudor: "I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester."
Why did the trout leave the cult?