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Tree Placement
I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
Jury Duty Realities
I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes.
So my neighbor knocks on my door.
So my neighbor knocks on my door at 2:30am last night. 2:30AM!!! Can you believe it?!!?