Learning how to say "where the hell am I?" in eight languages.
What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
Did you know that protons have mass?
If a single Teacher can't teach us all subjects,
What's the slipperiest country?
I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date
Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?
I farted on the bus today and four people turned around.
Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br'
What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?
My 1-year-old refused to wear her shoes and carried them around instead.
A frog can leap higher than a house...
If you know the thread count on your bed sheets
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
What is good for your soul but not your soles?
What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?
There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer.
I thought I really understood what I was thinking,
The more vital your research,
I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date...
