Autocorrect just changed "I am on my way" to "I am on my waffle."
The Grapes of Wrath 2:
How does the moon cut his hair?
What do you feed a disappearing cat?
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
Why do scuba divers go in the water backwards?
I want to study... the area below your curves...
Yes, life is meaningless,
Don't let them fool you.
You really have to question the judgment
Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly.....
Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks!
Why should you never trust atoms?
I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the arctic...
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
If you're anxious and you know it...
What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?
Instead of calling them flyover states
Just stirred my coffee with a fork
I saw a sausage fly by my window, I must be going insane, it was actually a bird.
What do you call little kids in Belgium?