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The Dairy Thief

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Bond's Disguise

What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi?

Hipster Pizza

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

Stationery Philosophy

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

Dental Hygiene Promises

"I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied"

Step 1: Put on Parachute

*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE

Shower Mystery

You think you're pretty smart

The Daily Grind

Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning...

Citrus Cinema

An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night..

Musical Scales

I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums.

High Definition Viewing

I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

Intergalactic Event Planning

How do you make a space party?

Feline Fizz

I just gave my cat some 7UP.

Space Travelers

What do you call an ant in space?

Detective Tech

If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues?

Musical Assets

Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better...

Gourmet Gorilla

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Bird Diet

Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?

Small Scale Mystery

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

The Podcasting Pooch

Yeah, I guess you could say I "rescued" my dog.

Pirate Hygiene

How do you test a pirate for crabs?