Don't cut it into pieces. Eat the whole thing.
I finally found a girl with the same beliefs as my family
Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica?
It turns out if you cry at the DMV
What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?
What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?
I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups.
What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?
The police are looking for a thief with one eye.
How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?
911? Yes I need to report an incident. What is it mam? THIS. GIRL. IS. ON. FIRE!
I had the dream again,
Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?
I've always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...
Shout out to Mother Earth!
I got the eye of the tiger...
Where do you see yourself in five years?
A blind man walks into a bar,
Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?
What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?
