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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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A Dyslexic Man Walked Into A Bra

My terrible Joke but I never forget it.

The Pun Competition

I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but...

Bear Necessities

What is a bear's favourite drink ?

Time Traveler's Humor

In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour.

Toilet Seat Therapy

Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down. Me: okay.

Hard Hospitality

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board...

Medical Beats

What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant?

The One-Word Challenge

Describe yourself in one word.

Customer Service Roulette

When I hear "This call is being monitored for quality assurance"

Absolute Zero Science

My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen,

The Ace of Base Incident

TIL the musical group Ace of Base was killed in a horrific traffic accident after they missed their exit on the highway and crashed...

The Trail Mix Playlist

Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix.

Feline Victory

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

A Shocking Exit

Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar. The bartender tells him, "We don't serve superconductors here."

Zen Insect

Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

Star Wars Science

What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Customs Confusion

I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs

The Existential Insomniac

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

Leia: This is romantic

Han: I know. Chewie: Rwwar. Leia: Does he have to be here?

Fruitless Business

An apple a day...

The Academic Late-comer

I think my professor might not know my name.