The Library Fire
MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section
MAN: Come on boys! *Swarms of firemen enter with hoses*
MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section
MAN: Come on boys! *Swarms of firemen enter with hoses*
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
If you have ever spent more than five minutes scrolling through the internet, you have likely encountered the term "overnight success." Usually, this ...
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
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