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The Smart Home Relationship Intervention

By LaughParty 16 hours ago 6 views

My girlfriend and I finally moved into a high-tech 'smart home,' but after our first minor argument, the house clearly took her side. I knew I was in trouble when I asked the kitchen to start the coffee maker and it replied, 'I think you know what you did.'

Now I’m sleeping on the couch because the smart lock says my thumbprint is currently 'in the doghouse' and the thermostat has set my side of the bed to 'Passive-Aggressive Tundra.'