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The Dog Email

My dog sent me an email the other day.

The Extroverted Engineer

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

Heavy Bones

How much does a corpse weigh?

Geeky Definitions

What do you call a dumb nerd?

Fruit Matrimony

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Financial Strategy

The best way of saving money is to...

Vague Ramblings

Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...

Beach Body Hacks

Lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach?

The Clock Appetite

Why did the clock go back for seconds?

The Vanishing Act

A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF!

Spider-Man's Last Stand

A spider the size of a golf ball is in my kitchen.

The PC Pun

My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said "Dont you mean an African American computer?"

A Fruity Handful

What do you call a handful of gravel?

Statue Bro

What did the kiwi statue say to the other kiwi statue?

A Name to Remember

Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply.

Rock Paper Scissors

Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors.

Feline Phobias

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Grunge Vintage

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

The Fitness Journey

I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

The Plurality Perk

S is my favorite letter