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The Memory Foam Betrayal

My wife asked me why I've started spending so much money on expensive memory foam pillows and high-tech orthopaedic mattresses lately.

A Whale of a Time

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

Windows Weather Report

Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?

The Coffee Conspiracy

I think my coffee maker is plotting against me. Every morning it beeps exactly when I am in the shower.

Awkward Gaming

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Menu Math

Now what's on the menu?

Prehistoric Playtime

T Rex isn't so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney

8: Daddy can we go to a haunted house tonight?

Me: You spent the night at Grandmas last week. 8: What? Me: Nothing. 8: I'm telling mom.

Charged with Battery

Energizer Bunny arrested:

The Math Book Problems

Why was the math book sad?

A Teacher Walks Into A Bar

A teacher walks into a bar. Guy: can I buy you a drink?

A Murder Most Fowl

What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows?

The Dad Thermostat

My dad installed a lock on the thermostat. Then he hid the key.

Landlord Logistics

They say love is worth more than money.

The Lice Strategy

Telling my daughter's date that "she has lice and it's very contagious the closer you get to her."

A Murderous Sight

I witnessed a murder today..

Condescending Definitions

People tell me that I'm condescending

Medical Temperament

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

The Uncertain Bar Crawl

Two skeptics walk into a bar..

A Stolen Throne

Toilet stolen from police station.

A Colorful Mystery

What is Red and Smells like Blue Paint?