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Supernatural Hearing

My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15 minutes to come back inside,

A Bloody Pun

A guy goes to donate blood, but decides not to.

The Silver Lining

Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly.

The Web's Resident Arachnid

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

The Most Productive Part of My Day

I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.

The Analog Solution

There is this new awesome technology to do group chats...

Scientific Intimacy

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom.

A Windy Situation

Did you hear that they are building massive oscillating blades in New York?

The PTA Strategy

Hitting on women at this PTA meeting

My Body Filed a Complaint

I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.

Noble Silence

I told a joke about noble gasses the other day.

The Nutritionist's Loophole

My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers,

Academic Overachievers

Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand...

Cheesy Humor

Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?

Snowman Sniffing

Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says...

Sharknado Fears

We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows.

A Heavy Snack

I weighed myself today,

Linguistic Murder

Did you "ask" me or "axe" me?

The Croc Critique

A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank ask each other why people hate them.

The Fruit Stand

A builder came up to me. He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"

Quoting the Quotes

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