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Elevator Comedy

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

A High-Pressure Encounter

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isobar.

Visible Disappointment

I saw a chameleon today.

The Unwelcoming Host

An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.

The Cat Owner's Guide

Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles?

Family of Magicians

I come from a family of failed magicians

A Reservation Issue

My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK.

Scientific Undergarments

What brand of underwear do scientists wear?

The Magic Farm

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

What do grandparents smell like?

What do grandparents smell like?

I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Holy cow how did you survive?

New Pet

I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet.

Hat Humor

There are two hats on a hanger... The broken one says to the other:

Falling Down

I wrote a book about falling down the stairs, properly.

Farmyard Intelligence

What's the smartest animal on the farm?

The High Stakes Laundry Negotiation

My wife asked why I was standing in the laundry room staring intensely at my favorite sweater for ten minutes without moving.

A Terminal Case of Confusion

I hate traveling. My wife asked me to book a flight that was 'truly unforgettable.' I managed to find a ticket with a twelve-hour layover in a tiny airport that only has one vending machine and a broken rocking chair.

The Wandering Nun

What do you call a nun sleep walking?

A Chilly Lineage

If Frieza is King Cold's son...

A Bird's Day in Court

Where do you find a murder of crows?

The Chuck Norris Standard

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?