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The Second Pass

Do you believe in love at first sight

The Weather App's Honest Review

I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '

Planned Obsolescence

Let me make an iphone joke.

Zombie Survival Strategy

I'd do well in a zombie apocalypse because I'm near sighted, get cramps if I don't get enough potassium

Chuck Norris Physics

When Chuck Norris does a pushup,

Quacking Dead

A zombie apocalypse would be so much funnier

Parental Perspective

As my friend confessed, 'My teenage daughter never even talks to me,'

Coding Blues

Why was the programmer lonely?

The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

Kayaking Where You Least Expect It

I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...

The Last Kick

I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket.

A Timely Observation

Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day.

Rhino Breakfast

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Geometric Geometry

If you made a triangle with sticks...

Holiday Herd

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

The Battery Blues

A battery's life sucks.

Beethoven's Doorbell Dilemma

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

Spelling Bee Blues

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

Correction Requested

For someone who said "Correct me if I'm wrong..."

The Pasta's Big Confession

Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?

Toadally Sweet

What's a toads favourite sweet?