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A Fiery Family

A Mexican fireman had twin boys.

Royal Maintenance

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Culinary Physics

Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate.

Relationship Advice

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Woodland Espionage

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

The Constipated Dyslexic

Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic?

Funeral Etiquette

[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad

The Sadist's Refusal

A sadist and a masochist meet. The masochist starts pleading, 'Hit me! Please hit me!'

A Typist's Promotion

I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters...

Parenting Priorities

'I want to see other kids.'

Tetris Training

I'm pretty sure I have all of those countless hours spent playing Tetris to thank

The Perfect Interviewee

Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?" Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that?"

Solid Friendships

I find like geologers make really good friends...

Legal Humor

What's the definition of a will?

Reggae Relief

Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine

The Baker's Dilemma

Two Scotsmen walk past a baker. One turns to the other and says 'Is that a cake or a meringue?'

Broken Pencils

Broken pencils...

Time for Crime

Did you hear about the calendar thief?

Grammar School Dropout

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

Calculus and Governance

Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country

Poultry Health

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?