The Celebrity Illusion
I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date
so when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous
I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date
so when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
If you have ever spent more than five minutes scrolling through the internet, you have likely encountered the term "overnight success." Usually, this ...
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
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