The Breakfast Solution
ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together. HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now?
M: [opening package of bacon] I'll think of something
ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together. HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now?
M: [opening package of bacon] I'll think of something
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
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