Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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A Mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m.
His wife is livid. "You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!"
A Tern for the Wurst
I saw a sausage fly by my window, I must be going insane, it was actually a bird.
The Cat Meeting
I had a meeting with my cat about his behavior. I listed all the things he broke, the food he stole, and the curtains he destroyed.