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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Pregnancy Paradox

Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby,"

The Fitness Journey

I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

The Plurality Perk

S is my favorite letter

The Fugitive Psychic

Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison?

Circus Blood

Why did the vampire attack the clown?

The Classic Collision

A guy walks into a bar...

A Bright Calculation

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ??

Literary Party Planning

Keep in mind that "The Cat in the Hat" is a lesson to your kids on how to...

Furniture Follies

I have a joke about couches.

The Autocorrect Disaster

Autocorrect just changed "I am on my way" to "I am on my waffle."

Literary Sequel

The Grapes of Wrath 2:

The Social Media Trifecta

A vegan, feminist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar...

Celestial Barber

How does the moon cut his hair?

Digital Relief

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Vanishing Act

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Crunchy Celebration

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."

The Scuba Logic

Why do scuba divers go in the water backwards?

Calculated Flirtation

I want to study... the area below your curves...

Existential Dining

Yes, life is meaningless,

High Fashion Rodents

Don't let them fool you.