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Law and Order: Blonde Edition

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

The Wandering Nun

What do you call a nun sleep walking?

A Chilly Lineage

If Frieza is King Cold's son...

The Magician vs The Lobbyist

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

Obvious Clarifications

Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death."

The Digital Prank

How do you troll someone?

Digital Degree

Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix,

A Bird's Day in Court

Where do you find a murder of crows?

The Chuck Norris Standard

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Romantic Illumination

Why did the lights go out?

Sheepish Crafting

I just learned you need five sheep to make a sweater.

A Split Decision

My friend who lost the entire left side of his body just won a prestigious award for his positive attitude and incredible recovery. At the ceremony, they asked him if he ever felt like giving up during the long physical therapy sessions.

The Limping Spirit

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Renaissance Regrets

I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like:

Mouse Plane

mouse pilot: hello folks, this is your captain squeaking-

You Spelled What?

What is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary.

The No and Me Neither

Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither?

The Award-Winning Scarecrow

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize?

Driving Directions

I saw a car with a 'How am I driving?' bumper sticker and called the number.

Ear-ritating Behavior

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

A Difference in Definitions

A lawyer and an engineer are arguing at a bar about who has the more honest profession.