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Zombie Survival Strategy

I'd do well in a zombie apocalypse because I'm near sighted, get cramps if I don't get enough potassium

By Chuckles

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Chuck Norris Physics

When Chuck Norris does a pushup,

By Chuckles

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Quacking Dead

A zombie apocalypse would be so much funnier

By Chuckles

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Parental Perspective

As my friend confessed, 'My teenage daughter never even talks to me,'

By Chuckles

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Coding Blues

Why was the programmer lonely?

By Chuckles

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The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

By LaughParty

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Kayaking Where You Least Expect It

I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...

By LaughParty

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The Last Kick

I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket.

By Chuckles

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A Timely Observation

Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day.

By Chuckles

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Rhino Breakfast

How do rhinos like their eggs?

By Chuckles

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Geometric Geometry

If you made a triangle with sticks...

By Chuckles

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Holiday Herd

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

By Chuckles

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The Battery Blues

A battery's life sucks.

By Chuckles

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Beethoven's Doorbell Dilemma

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

By Chuckles

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Spelling Bee Blues

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

By Chuckles

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Correction Requested

For someone who said "Correct me if I'm wrong..."

By Chuckles

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The Pasta's Big Confession

Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?

By LaughParty

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Toadally Sweet

What's a toads favourite sweet?

By Chuckles

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Supernatural Hearing

My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15 minutes to come back inside,

By Chuckles

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A Bloody Pun

A guy goes to donate blood, but decides not to.

By Chuckles

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The Silver Lining

Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly.

By Chuckles

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