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Scientific Undergarments

What brand of underwear do scientists wear?

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Hoot-worthy Security

What's an owl's favourite pin code?

By Chuckles

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The Magic Farm

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

By Chuckles

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What do grandparents smell like?

By Chuckles

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I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Holy cow how did you survive?

By Chuckles

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New Pet

I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet.

By Chuckles

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The Yodeling Lady

Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

By Chuckles

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Office Promotion

boss calls me into office: "um but sir my name is--"

By Chuckles

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The Trench Troubles

At first I didn't know how to dig a trench

By Chuckles

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Hat Humor

There are two hats on a hanger... The broken one says to the other:

By Chuckles

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Falling Down

I wrote a book about falling down the stairs, properly.

By LaughParty

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The Stick Shift

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

By Chuckles

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Farmyard Intelligence

What's the smartest animal on the farm?

By Chuckles

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The Eraser Philosophy

I named my eraser Confidence.

By Chuckles

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The Procrastinator's Resolution

My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

By Chuckles

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The Mallard's Tab

Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. "Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"

By Chuckles

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Condiment Confusion

For those who don't speak Spanish:

By Chuckles

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The Long Game

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery?

By Chuckles

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The High Stakes Laundry Negotiation

My wife asked why I was standing in the laundry room staring intensely at my favorite sweater for ten minutes without moving.

By LaughParty

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I hate traveling. My wife asked me to book a flight that was 'truly unforgettable.' I managed to find a ticket with a twelve-hour layover in a tiny airport that only has one vending machine and a broken rocking chair.

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Tied Up in Knots

Why were the sneakers so sad?

By Chuckles

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