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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Signal Struggles

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

The Terminator's Workout

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

Skeletal Romance

How do skeletons reproduce?

Alfred the grate

What English King invented the fireplace?

The Billion Dollar Bargain

Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!?

High Standards

I've struggled for years to be above the influence...

The Donut Interview

INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth*

Self-Correction

Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions?

Chalkboard Philosophy

Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary,

Turtle Power Romance

How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout "Heroes in a half shell."

The Christmas Disappointment

My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with.

Vampiric Dining

Do hamburgers make good vampires?

A Bright Idea in Brazil

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

Camouflaged Cattle

What do you call a green cow in a field?

Fridge Logistics

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

Lumberjack Cinema

What's a lumberjack's favorite director?

Social Media Breakups

Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook

A Bit of Out-of-the-Box Thinking

Shoutout to people who don't know what the opposite of in is.

Caption Chaos

You know what I hate the most...?

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs

One says to the other "should we stop and outnumber them?"

Aquatic Warfare

Two fish are in a tank...