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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The High School Horror

The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school

Double the Fun

What do you call conjoined dolphins?

Fashion Hacks

LIFE HACK:

A Poor Domain Choice

I made a website for Kids' jokes.

The Grammar Police Investigation

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?

Quantum Quacks

Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics... One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark'

A Cheesy Confession

The awkward moment when you say, "I love you,"

Wood You Believe It?

Can you really take sticks and twigs and make them into clothing?

Rough Justice

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.

Autobots Assemble

Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT.

Cinderella's Courtroom Drama

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

The Quality Control Husband

My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad

So if Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was the Lamb of God...

Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

The Inferiority Complex

I doubt my inferiority complex

Swiss Positivity

So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland.

Digital Confusion

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm looking at a captcha

The Digital Age Paradox

My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.

A Quiet Punchline

Ever hear the one about the deaf guy?

A Long-Winded Problem

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

Geometric Social Media

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Bright Smiles

I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces...