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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Fruit Confusion

If life gives you melons,

A Soup-erior Correction

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

The Hunchback Website

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?

Calculated Sobriety

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Vegetable Preferences

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

The Antique Enthusiast

My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.

A UDP packet walks into a bar

I would tell you another UDP joke

Worm Burial

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

Tech Support Nightmare

My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect"

The Optimist's Solution

If you see a glass as half empty,

The Food Chain

[god creating ants]

A Sweet Birthday Wish

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

The Sweet Stumble

An alcoholic walks into a candy store...

A Prophetic Nose

What do you call someone who knows all?

I've lost my dad.

A small boy got lost at a baseball game and went up to a police officer. "What's he like?" asked the officer. The boy replied,

The Color-Blind Canine

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Biblical Irony

"I love my Job!"

The Non-Returning Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Monday Morning Gravity

Monday Morning...

The Overachieving Amphibian

Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who?