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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Divine Zoology

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Early Bird Special

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Scooter Capacity

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Forgettable Month

September is Alzheimer's Awareness month...

I once was bored

so I decided to eat a clock to pass the time.

Holy Water

How do you make Holy water?

A Lonely Prom Night

Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom?

Linguistic Switch

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Start with the answer.

What's an easy way to ruin a good joke?

Midwestern Vegetarian

Me: excuse me, can you please make a vegetarian pizza? Him: Sure!

The Breakfast Solution

ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together. HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now?

Avian Dating Advice

What do you do if a bird shits on your car?

Reflective Tragedy

Man died after crushing against a mirror. Witnesses said:

The Fastest Network

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

A Con-Artist's Favorite Holiday

What's a con-artists favorite holiday?

The Best Part

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

Emotional Sanitizer

Alcohol is like Lysol for feelings,

Digital Genius, Analog Failure

My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols

The Chilly Gentleman

He was a real gentleman

Internet Mysteries

Scientists remain baffled as to why the people on the internet

The Indoor Forecast

My weather forecast is always