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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Devil's Locksmith

I've found that whenever God closes a door,

Analog Internet

I read an actual newspaper today!

Animal Antics

What is the dumbest animal?

Hair-Raising Homelessness

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

Math Class Caution

Dont drink and Derive

Fashion Advice

Me: *to dog* what should I wear today bud?

Shoe Shopping

I just bought shoes from a drug dealer

Prehistoric Piety

What do you call a religious dinosaur?

Nessie's Commute

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

Schoolyard Scare

There was a kidnapping at school!

Mutant Math

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Calculator Watch Woes

If you still wear a Calculator watch,

Handy Gardening

I would help you carry some of those bushes...

Furniture Fiasco

I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture. I thought I had won

Reptilian Detective

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

The Toddler Transformation

My kid wanted juice but I gave him water

Autocorrect Surveillance

Autocorrect changed Italian to Taliban,

Subway Shrinkage

You know it's cold outside when...

Foot Doctor Logic

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Avian Audience

Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary...

Pinocchio

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?