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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Miraculous Makeovers

I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product,

Chilly Grin

Why was the snowman smiling?

Moses: The Original Tech Pioneer

Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet...

Fruitful Twins

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

The Commuter's Dilemma

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

The Forecast Nobody Asked For

Knock knock. Who's there? Hail. Hail who?

The Flightless Mystery

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

Shocking Legal Advice

A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator.

Tech-Savvy Tacos

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

George R.R. Twitter

Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use Twitter?

Identity Crisis

Two cosplayers break up. When asked why,

Prismatic Punishment

Where does bad light go?

Prime Time

They say that the best airing time is 20:00...

Neighborly Disputes

There's a German shepherd next door who keeps burying under my fence and shitting in the flower bed.

A Sharp Contest

Once all serial killers decided to compete for the most kills.

Menacing Melodies

My friend bought a choir girl zombie costume for Halloween. She put it on and said, "Am I menacing?"

Relativistic Rap

e=mc2

Toblerone Geometry

Why are toblerones triangular prisms?

Holy Sleepwalking

What do you call a nun that sleep walks?

The Hairy Playwright

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

The Aspiring Ornithologist

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who?