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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Far Out Rescue

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

I wish my wife was better in bed.

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Swimmers and Light Bulbs Don't Mix

How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review

Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?

The Scientific Snack

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Modern Tragedy

It's all fun and games

Musical Philanthropy

What band's fanbase is the most charitable?

The Pear Pay Rise

I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. "What's this for?" He asked. "A pay rise." I replied.

The Traveling Fruit

Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch

Vampire Real Estate

Where does Dracula live?

Time Square

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

Tech Virus

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

The Bar Brawl

A man walks into a bar...

The Notification Nobody Wanted

Knock knock. Who's there? Wifi. Wifi who?

Barnyard Bust

The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at a barn

Wanted Status

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?

The Barista's Mysterious Mask

Why was the barista wearing a mask?

The Waiter's Logic

Patron: This bread is stale.

A Sight to Behold

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

Circus vs. Singles

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

What's brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky? A Stick. What's brown, sticky and Yiddish?