Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Tiny Entrepreneur
My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed.
The Pessimist's Silver Lining
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised
Steve the Grasshopper
A grasshopper sits at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The Sunday Irony
Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal?
A Healthy Diet
A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of broccoli up his nose.
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue?
