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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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High Stakes Poker

Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers?

Atomic Seriousness

Why are atoms so serious?

A Riotous Tale

You hear the joke about the frenzied mob?

Seasonal Humpty

It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

Double the Dad

Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all

Academic Feline

what do you call a cat that copies off others' exam papers?

Dream Production

After a dream I had last night, credits rolled.

A Crumbly Situation

Two cookies were walking across the road...

Lizards Know Where To Shop

Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?

The Alarm Clock's Bold Request

Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?

Altitude Adjustment

Ginger Ale tastes so much worse

Labor Day

What day do most mothers give birth?

A Roman Obsession

I for one...

Calendar Chaos

I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar

Titanic Salad

What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?

Apathetic Intuition

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Boy becomes Jedi

gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks.

Family Negotiations

[5-year-old and 3-year-old scream at each other] Me: Is that how your mom and I settle arguments?

Developing Life

Life is like photography,

A Stolen Commode

The toilet bowl was stolen from the local police precinct last night.

Space Aggression

I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns.