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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Feline Socialites

Never understand when someone says, "cats are snobby."

The Worry Wart

Worrying works!

The Meta-Pub

An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar

The New York Salmon

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

Dairy Logic

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Dadaist Decor

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Heavyweight Queue

What do you call a queue of boxers?

Llama Zen

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

The Favorite Child

WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter. ME:

Success Redefined

The secret to my success

A Heroic Pun

Green Lantern

Stubborn Steeds

Horses are very contrarian...

Geometry Problems

Parallel lines have so much in common.

For the Record

I bought some vinyl cleaner,

The Missing Mood

They took my mood ring...

Playground Poultry

Why did the Chicken cross the playground?

Chernobyl Counting

I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl.

The Golfer's Wardrobe Malfunction

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Feline Foul Play

Why do felines always win board games?

Small Screen Success

I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones

The Existential Bee

What did the confused bee say?