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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Stormy Weather

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

Fitness Trail Motivation

We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail,

Calculated Communication

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

High Stakes Career

What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job?

Calendar Envy

What the difference between a calender and you?

A Meaty Situation

I've decided to become a raw carnivore...

The Breakfast Paradox

'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.'

The Gaming Mobster

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

The Fitness Expert

What do you call a body builder?

The Winwood Wood

How much wood would Steve Winwood win if Steve Winwood could win wood?

The Next R&B Royalty

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B?

The Engaged Bee

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

Snake in the Sheets

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

A Nap in Texas

Did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas?

Grammar Bar

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar...

Academic Snoop

*Snoop walks into a classroom* Snoop: Tell me about the Big Bong Theory

A Tight Squeeze

In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body.

Holy Hygiene

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

The Fresh Prince of Winter

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Lockdown Parenting

Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today,

The Long-Awaited Answer

* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I?