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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Job Interview

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me: "Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me this question."

Lost and Found

I'm in a band called Missing Cat.

The Stealthy Barbarian

What do you call a barbarian you can't see?

The Silent Pet

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

A Sightless Stumble

A blind guy walks into a bar...

The Eavesdropper

I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.

Narcoleptic Dreams

Follow your dreams.

The Claustrophobic Astronaut

Why did the claustrophobic astronaut quit NASA?

The Seer's Struggle

Tom got a backache from working as a seer.

Bad Dating Advice

*watching Dateline*

The Time Traveler Convention

I went to a time traveler convention last week.

A Polite Group

What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it "an apology"?

Peter Pan

Peter Pan escaped the adult world...

Mathematical Architecture

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

Sign Language

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Prehistoric Wanderer

What do you call a nomadic caveman?

The Fruit Casserole

Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole.

Modern Priorities

Thank god I have the newest, fastest iPhone

The Math Teacher

Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?

The Harsh Critique

You could be a model.

Communist Caffeine

Why do Communists only drink coffee?