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The Economic Yo Mama

Yo mama so lazy

By Chuckles

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Canned Commuters

What did the sardine call the submarine?

By Chuckles

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The Cheese Factory Tour

I went on a tour of a cheese factory last week.

By LaughParty

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A Sudden Realization

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

By Chuckles

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Financial Advice

Have you ever seen those "Give a penny, take a penny" things at convenience stores???

By Chuckles

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The Dapper Detective

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

By Chuckles

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A Smooth Operator

I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator.

By Chuckles

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The Stationary Swing

Describing a chair:

By Chuckles

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The Dictionary Thief

Someone stole my thesaurus. I have no words for how angry I am.

By LaughParty

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A Noodle Prayer

Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat.

By Chuckles

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Shocking Kitchen Advice

If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife?

By Chuckles

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Apologies your honor

[slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat]

By Chuckles

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Small Business Advice

If you want to set up and run a small company...

By Chuckles

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Patriotic Sneeze

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

By Chuckles

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The GPS Argument

My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."

By LaughParty

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Mathematical Pastry

How do you tell the circumference of a pecan

By Chuckles

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Hardware Issues

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

By Chuckles

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Tech Support Issues

I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me.

By Chuckles

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The Broken Pencil

I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil.

By LaughParty

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The Adobe Friend

"Hey, wanna hangout?" "Later." "Now?" "No, later" "How about now?" "Jesus christ."

By Chuckles

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The Grilled Defense

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

By Chuckles

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