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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Procrastinator Club

I joined a procrastinator support group.

Snowman Snacking

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Entrepreneurial Spirit

Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary

The Michael Cera Mystery

I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor,

The Neighborly Perspective

My neighbours are loud and obnoxious.

The Bald Porcupine

What do you call a bald porcupine?

The Salad Struggle

Ate a salad for lunch

The Elevator Joke

I told my friend an elevator joke the other day.

A Risky Search

Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling,

The Freedom Fund

"What's that?" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom.

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff

Time Management

Flavor Flav turns 51 today.

The Amphibian Bartender

Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur

Culinary Correction

It's macaroni and cheese

Target Practice

My ex-wife still misses me...

The Alarm Clock

My relationship with my alarm clock is complicated.

A Grave Situation

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

RSVP Regrets

My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition

The Force of Giving

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

Dubstep Dining

What is the favorite food joint of dubstep makers?

The Sibling Paradox

Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother."