Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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My Body Filed a Complaint
I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.
My Son Isn't Mine?
I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.
The DIY Expert's Confession
I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.
Lizards Know Where To Shop
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
Steve the Grasshopper
A grasshopper sits at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
Swimmers and Light Bulbs Don't Mix
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
The Barista's Mysterious Mask
Why was the barista wearing a mask?
Moses: The Original Tech Pioneer
Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet...
The Flightless Mystery
What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?
