LaughParty
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The Structural Integrity Specialist
I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.
Man Moves to Hawaii Just to Rub It in While You Fight Your Thermostat to the Death
In a world where most of us consider a trip to the local grocery store a high-stakes adventure, Kameron Johnson has officially upped the ante by reloc ...
The Antique Enthusiast
My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.
Gravity 1, Ego 0: This Viral Stunt Is a Masterclass in Instant Regret
We have all been there. You are feeling a little too confident, the adrenaline is pumping, and your brain has temporarily vacated the premises to make ...
Science Reaches Breakthrough Discovery That Everything You Love Is Slowly Killing You
Science used to be cool. We used to get the moon landing, neon-colored Gatorade, and those little dinosaur sponges that grow in water. But lately, sci ...
The Digital Age Paradox
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
Fossil Fuel Giant Secures $370 Million Tax Break by Claiming Natural Gas Is a Trendy Alternative Fuel
In a world where words no longer have meaning and gravity is just a suggestion made by nerds in lab coats, a massive fossil fuel corporation has manag ...
Scientific Undergarments
What brand of underwear do scientists wear?
7 Stupid Questions That Prove Your Middle School Guidance Counselor Was A Liar
We have all heard the motivational posters hanging in middle school hallways. You know the ones: a majestic eagle soaring over a mountain range with a ...