LaughParty
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The Software Update Ultimatum
My computer kept asking me to restart to finish installing updates. I ignored it for six months. Finally, I gave in and restarted. When it came back on, it just displayed one message:
The Memory Upgrade Problem
I told my doctor I was worried about my memory getting worse as I age. He said the good news is there's a simple trick to remember everything, just associate new information with something you already know really well.
Sokoban
Think outside the boxes.
Push each box onto a target. Every move matters.
Play Sokoban
10 Blunt Medical Truths From the Doctor Who Clearly Failed Bedside Manner School
We have all been there. You are sitting in a sterile medical waiting room, flipping through a copy of Highlights Magazine from 1994, trying to figure out where the hidden toothbrush is in the cartoon picture while your life hangs in the balance. When the doctor finally emerges, you do not want medical jargon. You do not want a lecture on cholesterol. You…
The Holiday's Identity Crisis
I asked my calendar why it seemed so stressed around the end of December. It said it had too many dates to keep track of. I told it to just take things one day at a time.
10 Things to Do in a Hospital Waiting Room That Are Less Depressing Than Thinking About Death
We have all been there. You are sitting in a sterile hospital waiting room, the smell of industrial grade floor wax is assaulting your nostrils, and you are waiting for a medical professional to give you the news. Your heart is pounding, your palms are sweaty, and you are desperately hoping for a sign that everything is going to be okay. Usually, this is…
Love at First Sight: How to Find the One in a Bar That Smells Like Regret and Cheap Gin
In the modern dating landscape, finding someone who shares your specific brand of weirdness is like finding a functional printer in a public library. It is nearly impossible, yet we keep trying. Take Dave and Brenda, for instance. They met at a dimly lit bar where the floor was sticky enough to steal your shoes, and the air smelled faintly of regret and c…
The Smartest Device in the Room
My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:
A Very Brief Career Change
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
The Cart's Emotional Baggage
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
Pacman
Dots for dinner. Ghosts for drama.
Clear the maze and grab power pellets to turn the tables.
Play Pacman
Local Man Discovers Being 6 Foot 5 Does Not Make His Racism Any Shorter or Less Stupid
In the grand, illustrious history of bad ideas, there is a special, velvet-lined trophy room for people who believe that being tall is a substitute for having a functional personality. Last week, outside a local pub that smells faintly of spilled cider and broken dreams, a particularly vertically gifted gentleman decided to test the theory that a racist t…
The Cruelest Birthday Candles
When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...
