Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Philosophical Breakfast
What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?
The Laptop's Favorite Season
My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.
A Flashy Memory
I hadn't seen it in a while, but at a concert last night I saw someone using a disposable camera...
The Betrayal of Muscle Memory
When you're young, your body just does things automatically, catch a falling object, jump over a puddle, sprint for the bus. It's incredible. Then somewhere around your late thirties, your body starts sending those same signals... but adds a tiny disclaimer at the end.
