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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Dora's Logistics

Dora could get to her destination in half the time

Peak Comedy

What would you call a very funny mountain?

The Viral Dance

Dance like no one is watching you

Death row

Guard: Any last words? Me: [smugly] photosynthesis.

Pavlov's Costume

Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov.

Deeply Meaningful

My friend keeps saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

Digital Etiquette

Friends don't force friends to...

Parenting Assistant

Siri, answer all of my toddler's stupid questions.

Royal Puns

Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride?

Ambience or Ambulance?

[first date] "What's wrong?" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] "You mean ambience"

The Secret Toad

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

The Reasonable Genie

*emerges from a large magic lamp,* it's me the Reasonable genie,

Blurred Vision

I got so drunk last night I lost my glasses.

A Meaty Insult

How do you insult a hamburger patty?

Feng Shui Fumble

I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui

Breakdancing Boundaries

You can only push me so far before I...

Lifeguard Duties

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Gym Motivation

Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start?

Papal Succession

What happens when the Pope dies?

Dietary Integrity

They say you are what you eat...

The Ice Cream Escape

4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you...